I celebrated my birthday with a McDonalds' cheeseburger extra value meal.
I spent all my birthday money on summer clothes from Target.
I fully suspect Target will take over the world.
I am no longer allowed to grocery shop at Target due to lack of control and unnecessary purchases.
If they were good for you, I would eat a McDonalds' cheeseburger a day.
They're not. So I will refrain.
Target and/or McDonalds did not pay me to write this sad attempt at a blog post. But, if they wanted to be my corporate sponsors I would gladly take their offer and find a way to mention both companies in my posts from now on.
That is all.